BEHOLD, the pinnacle of aquatic fashion engineering: a swimsuit so covered in inflatable unicorn floats, it practically screams, “I didn’t come here to swim, I came here to dominate — and maybe order a piña colada.” This isn’t just swimwear, it’s a fully-certified vibe. Warning: wearing this suit may result in unsolicited photo ops, spontaneous pool noodle duels, and the uncontrollable urge to narrate your life like it’s a dramatic reality show. Actual flotation abilities of unicorns not guaranteed… but your legendary status? That’s unsinkable.
This is the best training and non-tech competition suit in the world. Period. They are made to order with TLC so please allow about 2-3 weeks for delivery. If you need help with sizing, see the chart to the left.
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48.95
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